Men! We're a dying breed...  You did this to me!  Me! The king of the jungle.  The ultimate muscle bound stud. Adonis! God’s gift to women.  I’m going extinct!  I hope you women out there with your equal rights are happy. You better enjoy me while you can.

Bathrooms are quiet and cool places of refuge for me. They should be properly respected and maintained...  I had to play a joke on the maid at a hotel where I was staying. You know that little paper wrapper they place over the toilet seat, that thin paper band that is supposed to convince you that the facility is clean.

My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in view on the coffee table. I'm a person who wouldn't want to read another person's diary, even my wife's, diaries being personal. But out of a corner of my eye, on the diary page, I saw my name. I couldn't help reading.

Timothy Ward lists 5 reasons why everyone should go right out and quit their day jobs...  Most of us would stop working if we could. We constantly dream about it, but that's about as far as we get-dreaming. Working a 9-5 just seems inevitable.

Timothy Ward lists 8 reasons why everyone in cyberspace should sedn him $1.00 via Paypal.  Paypal has made it possible to quickly and easily send money over the Internet.

Timothy Ward takes a humorous look at HotorNot.com.  Inspiration for the articles I write does not always come instantly. That's why I spend hours upon hours each day surfing the internet and visiting various websites.

I'm poor. And I'm not ashamed of it. Actually, I'm kind of proud of myself for being poor. It's an accomplishment that many people will never attain. Some people will go through their whole life and never know what it's like to experience some of the finer points of poverty ...

Gas prices are going through the roof, but there's no need to worry. Tim Ward, who writes the hilarious humor column 'I Never Said I Was Normal', has compiled a few good ways to fight the soaring price of fuel.